I'm not sure what the bad dreams are about, but they all seem to be related to different aspects of losing weight. A little anxiety, maybe?
12 April 2018
I dreamed that I was getting my first ever crochet bikini. When I tried it on, my boobs looked like they were filling socks and hanging down..,.
The girl making the bikini top took one look at me and said "Too Long! Too Long!"
I woke up feeling just a little humiliated!
It looked like I was wearing a Tata Towel... for a laugh, look at the $45 boobie towel
16 April 2018
I gained a couple of pounds over the weekend and I know its natural and partially due to the fact that I haven't "gone" well for a while, but you can't convince my subconscious of that.
I dreamed that I had gained a few pounds (probably because I have gained 2 pounds and my jeans are cutting me around the waist); the dream progressed to me realizing that I was pregnant and being extremely concerned about how my mom would react.
I woke up and called mom and that evil old bird LAUGHED at me and told me that if I was pregnant, the baby would come out with pointed ears and a tail because the only things that sleep in my bed are my dogs!
Second week of May 2018
One night I dreamed that I was pregnant and making Paleo soup for all the ranch hands that lived on the property that I was living on. Seems that I got knocked up by the owner's son and the owners didn't like me or think that I was good enough for their son.
Then... on another night, I dreamed that I had gone to Holland for my friend Menno's wedding and his fiance was pissed because I was there and was being a real bitch, so we ended up doing what we do best. Then we went to a bar and got ripping drunk and tried to figure out how to get him out of this huge mess. Sex dreams about Menno are always good... I wish he was here! ;)
July 26, 2018
I dreamt that I was going on a date and that I had on a pair of shorts that looked really cute. Someone was driving me and we were almost to the meeting point when I realized I had left my shoes at home, then I looked down and realized I hadn't shaved my legs for months.... Woke up feeling strange.
12 April 2018
I dreamed that I was getting my first ever crochet bikini. When I tried it on, my boobs looked like they were filling socks and hanging down..,.
The girl making the bikini top took one look at me and said "Too Long! Too Long!"
I woke up feeling just a little humiliated!
It looked like I was wearing a Tata Towel... for a laugh, look at the $45 boobie towel
16 April 2018
I gained a couple of pounds over the weekend and I know its natural and partially due to the fact that I haven't "gone" well for a while, but you can't convince my subconscious of that.
I dreamed that I had gained a few pounds (probably because I have gained 2 pounds and my jeans are cutting me around the waist); the dream progressed to me realizing that I was pregnant and being extremely concerned about how my mom would react.
I woke up and called mom and that evil old bird LAUGHED at me and told me that if I was pregnant, the baby would come out with pointed ears and a tail because the only things that sleep in my bed are my dogs!
Second week of May 2018
One night I dreamed that I was pregnant and making Paleo soup for all the ranch hands that lived on the property that I was living on. Seems that I got knocked up by the owner's son and the owners didn't like me or think that I was good enough for their son.
Then... on another night, I dreamed that I had gone to Holland for my friend Menno's wedding and his fiance was pissed because I was there and was being a real bitch, so we ended up doing what we do best. Then we went to a bar and got ripping drunk and tried to figure out how to get him out of this huge mess. Sex dreams about Menno are always good... I wish he was here! ;)
July 26, 2018
I dreamt that I was going on a date and that I had on a pair of shorts that looked really cute. Someone was driving me and we were almost to the meeting point when I realized I had left my shoes at home, then I looked down and realized I hadn't shaved my legs for months.... Woke up feeling strange.
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